Editor321
07-05-2004, 03:13 PM
Hello and I'm your news host Joe Stiffass and this is Channel 1337 News at 6.
Our top story tonight is a very interesting one that we have been called in about by characters known as Editor321 and Splinter. These two individuals were talking on AIM ( An Instant Messaging Service) and Splinter needed Milkshape 3D 1.7.0 for a project. The two downloaded MS 3D 1.7.0 to find that it had 30 day trial and were not prompted to register. Editor321 did more investigation to find out that you cannot even register MS 3D 1.7.0.
Splinter had this to say: "Yea, it seems that you don't need or can register MS3D 1.7.0. So it appears the application has turned free."
Police had this to say: "Damn freeloading lazy kids, cant work for $20 and buy the old version. They have to get the new and free version. Bunch of ungrateful kids."
An old lady that we asked on the street for no reason had this to add: "Milkshake? How can you make a version of a Milkshake? Are you people insane? My milkshake brings all the boys to my yard."
It seems that the popular hacking and modeling ultility has turned free and is avaibable for download off the main site. The patch for 1.7.0 also seems to work without a problem.
http://www.swissquake.ch/chumbalum-soft/ms3d/download.html
In other news two men in England and some parts of Britian have been found breaking into World War 2 history mueseums and gun stores containing pieces from the 1940-45 era. This two individuals have been seen fleeing the crime scenes with British Para Jump Smocks with the names "Marzy and Trp.Jed" stitched into the back of them.
And a follow up to yesterdays story Cheeto was sighted in a subway in Moscow a week ago. He was carrying a large suitcase which was presumably filled with the Russian Pack. Spetznaz Forces have been on the lookout for this man and are willing to pay handsomely for any information leading to his capture. The police were able to trace him wereabouts by his credit card bills. That and he is also the only man on file to attempt to use a Master Card on a pole dancer. Cheeto is wanted for the deaths of nine idiots who kept asking the wereabouts of the Russian pack and for serveral accounts of eating pie with his hands.
For our traffic report here is Mike Hawk:
" Hey there watchers, we have some seroius traffic backup in the following areas. The entire Normandy Coast seems to have its traffic back up due to a large scale amphibious invasion by the Allied forces, traffic is backed up for miles. We are also having some detours in Caen this evening due to German Bliztkrieg going on in this area."
For our Hourly weather report here is Ulrich von Scrotum:
"Gooten evenenig. Tonights veather iz very naster shtuff. Ze French boarder connecting to Germany is having zee biggest Howvizter schtorm ive seen in ages. Britian is suffering for zig massive objects of destruction falling from zig sky."
Now we bring you Tess Eckel for sports:
"Hello sports fans we have an interesting story for you today! The Euro Cup Champion Game was cancelled between Germany and Britian. The teams didnt have the minimum seven players to play since all people that didnt have skill were drafted into the Army to help the War Effort. The remaining few players were mauled by badgers wearing red England 2004 jearsy's. All fans that tried to leave the staduim were either mauled by the badgers or shot after they left since the warzone was surrounding the staduim at the time. The area now is completely cleared, as everyone in 10miles is dead. Except for the badgers who have seemed to claim the land in the name of Bingland (Badger Engling)."
Siemor Privates now joins us with his Hot Fashion Watch:
"Hey there everyone. Today in Fashion Watch we have with us the designer of the SS Nazi Uniform. Say hello to all the nice people."
"Deutschland wird euch zermalmen, ihr kapitalistischen *******e!" (Germany will crush you capitalist *******s! Untie ME!}
"You like thong sandles too? They seem to be making a comeback dont you think?"
"Wenn ich einer der Herrscher der Welt bin, werde ich sie töten lassen" (When I'm one of the rulers of the world, I will get you killed.)
With our Health Report we bring you Dr. Scratch M. Y. Rash
"Thank you Joe. We have made a new and wonderful discovery today! We have figured out how to give low cost frontal labontemies to those who want them. We have discovered a device that is put into the patience's mouth and aligned correctly, and of the pull of a trigger like device the operation is done within seconds!"
For our final report we have our on the site Gunsmith, Tommy Verrcetti on site at the neighbouring gun range which has now been exvacuated successfully by police.
"Hey Joe, do you know why all these people are running away? Never mind, you should have been here a second ago. I was testing out the new M1 A1 Thompson on a few of Kill n' Saves brand new realistic movie targets Irish Imigrent Edition and I gotta tell you, this gun is one of the best ive ever seen. It has good stopping power and goes through light infantry body armour, a definate keeper in my books."
And that brings us to a close of this hourly news update. I am your host Joe Stiffass and this is Channel 1337 News at 6.
Good Night.
Note: This is a big joke, if you take any bit of this seriously I will hunt you to the ends of the Earth and make you scream like a little piggy then leave you alone for three years then sic Bingland Badgers on you.
Our top story tonight is a very interesting one that we have been called in about by characters known as Editor321 and Splinter. These two individuals were talking on AIM ( An Instant Messaging Service) and Splinter needed Milkshape 3D 1.7.0 for a project. The two downloaded MS 3D 1.7.0 to find that it had 30 day trial and were not prompted to register. Editor321 did more investigation to find out that you cannot even register MS 3D 1.7.0.
Splinter had this to say: "Yea, it seems that you don't need or can register MS3D 1.7.0. So it appears the application has turned free."
Police had this to say: "Damn freeloading lazy kids, cant work for $20 and buy the old version. They have to get the new and free version. Bunch of ungrateful kids."
An old lady that we asked on the street for no reason had this to add: "Milkshake? How can you make a version of a Milkshake? Are you people insane? My milkshake brings all the boys to my yard."
It seems that the popular hacking and modeling ultility has turned free and is avaibable for download off the main site. The patch for 1.7.0 also seems to work without a problem.
http://www.swissquake.ch/chumbalum-soft/ms3d/download.html
In other news two men in England and some parts of Britian have been found breaking into World War 2 history mueseums and gun stores containing pieces from the 1940-45 era. This two individuals have been seen fleeing the crime scenes with British Para Jump Smocks with the names "Marzy and Trp.Jed" stitched into the back of them.
And a follow up to yesterdays story Cheeto was sighted in a subway in Moscow a week ago. He was carrying a large suitcase which was presumably filled with the Russian Pack. Spetznaz Forces have been on the lookout for this man and are willing to pay handsomely for any information leading to his capture. The police were able to trace him wereabouts by his credit card bills. That and he is also the only man on file to attempt to use a Master Card on a pole dancer. Cheeto is wanted for the deaths of nine idiots who kept asking the wereabouts of the Russian pack and for serveral accounts of eating pie with his hands.
For our traffic report here is Mike Hawk:
" Hey there watchers, we have some seroius traffic backup in the following areas. The entire Normandy Coast seems to have its traffic back up due to a large scale amphibious invasion by the Allied forces, traffic is backed up for miles. We are also having some detours in Caen this evening due to German Bliztkrieg going on in this area."
For our Hourly weather report here is Ulrich von Scrotum:
"Gooten evenenig. Tonights veather iz very naster shtuff. Ze French boarder connecting to Germany is having zee biggest Howvizter schtorm ive seen in ages. Britian is suffering for zig massive objects of destruction falling from zig sky."
Now we bring you Tess Eckel for sports:
"Hello sports fans we have an interesting story for you today! The Euro Cup Champion Game was cancelled between Germany and Britian. The teams didnt have the minimum seven players to play since all people that didnt have skill were drafted into the Army to help the War Effort. The remaining few players were mauled by badgers wearing red England 2004 jearsy's. All fans that tried to leave the staduim were either mauled by the badgers or shot after they left since the warzone was surrounding the staduim at the time. The area now is completely cleared, as everyone in 10miles is dead. Except for the badgers who have seemed to claim the land in the name of Bingland (Badger Engling)."
Siemor Privates now joins us with his Hot Fashion Watch:
"Hey there everyone. Today in Fashion Watch we have with us the designer of the SS Nazi Uniform. Say hello to all the nice people."
"Deutschland wird euch zermalmen, ihr kapitalistischen *******e!" (Germany will crush you capitalist *******s! Untie ME!}
"You like thong sandles too? They seem to be making a comeback dont you think?"
"Wenn ich einer der Herrscher der Welt bin, werde ich sie töten lassen" (When I'm one of the rulers of the world, I will get you killed.)
With our Health Report we bring you Dr. Scratch M. Y. Rash
"Thank you Joe. We have made a new and wonderful discovery today! We have figured out how to give low cost frontal labontemies to those who want them. We have discovered a device that is put into the patience's mouth and aligned correctly, and of the pull of a trigger like device the operation is done within seconds!"
For our final report we have our on the site Gunsmith, Tommy Verrcetti on site at the neighbouring gun range which has now been exvacuated successfully by police.
"Hey Joe, do you know why all these people are running away? Never mind, you should have been here a second ago. I was testing out the new M1 A1 Thompson on a few of Kill n' Saves brand new realistic movie targets Irish Imigrent Edition and I gotta tell you, this gun is one of the best ive ever seen. It has good stopping power and goes through light infantry body armour, a definate keeper in my books."
And that brings us to a close of this hourly news update. I am your host Joe Stiffass and this is Channel 1337 News at 6.
Good Night.
Note: This is a big joke, if you take any bit of this seriously I will hunt you to the ends of the Earth and make you scream like a little piggy then leave you alone for three years then sic Bingland Badgers on you.