"Your are standing in a great plane. Ahead of you are 4 windows."

> Make Vertex

"You reach into your backpack and pull out a shiney red object. You have created a point in space"

>Go North

"There is nothing here"

> Make Vertex

"You reach into your backpack and pull out a shiney red object. You have created a point in space"

>South East

"There is nothing here"

> Make Vertex

"You reach into your backpack and pull out a shiney red object. You have created a point in space"

> Go West

"There is a Vertex here"

> Make Face

"You retrace your steps carefully noting the position of each shiney red object. Suddenly a triangle appears"

> Make Texture

"You can't perform that command"

> Examin Plane

"You look around and noticed a small cave with a sign outside saying MSA"

> Go MSA

"You have entered MSA. There are many people here, trolls and wizards"

> Examine wizards

"The wizards seem discontent. Some look at your, others appear amused"

> Ask Wizards For Help

"There is no-one here"

> Follow Wizards

"I'm sorry you can't do that"

> Examine MSA

"You look around MSA. You see three doors marked 'Request', 'Work In Progress' and 'Releases'."

> Enter Requests

"You are now in Requests. There are many unanswered posts here."

> Make Post

"You take out a piece of paper and pencil and leave a message and add a pile to the floor."

> Wait

"Time passes. No-one is here"

> Wait

"Time passes. No-one is here"

> Leave MSA

"You have left MSA. You are standing on a great plane. You can see a triangle. No-one is here."

> Examine Plain

"In the distance you can see many exits. They are marked RCTW, MOHAA and CoD."

> Go CoD

"Your are now in CoD. There are many models and textures here."

> Take Texture.

"You carefully pick up a texture from CoD and place it into your backpack."

> Leave CoD

"You walked back through the door you entered. You are standing on a great plane. There is a triangle here."

> Use Texture

"You take the texture from your backpack and magically it sticks to the triangle in the great plane."

> Take Triangle

"You take the triangle and place it in your backpack. There is no-one here."

> Go MSA

"You have entered MSA. There are wizards here."

> Go Releases

"You are now in the Releases room. There are many triangles here."

> Drop Triangle

"You take the triangle from your backpack and place it on the floor with the others. Trp_Jed appears."

> Say To Trp_Jed "Do you like my triangle?"

"Trp_Jed looks at your triangle. Flames appear. Your are being burnt."

> Leave Releases

"You are now standing in MSA. There are wizards here. Trp_Jed is here. There are flames here. You are burning."

> Leave Flames

"You can't perform that command."

> Douse Flames

"You can't perform that command."

> Kill Trp_Jed

"You can't perform that command."

> Ask Wizard For Help

"The Wizards look at you for a moment then go back to their spells."

> Help

"I don't understand that command. You are standing in MSA. You have burned to death."

...

"Your are standing in a great plane. Ahead of you are 4 windows..."

- Jed

Way, way too much time on your hands mate lol

Still an amusing read though.

- Ska

HAHAH

> Export Fire

"Found Vertex With No Bone Assignment"

> I'm Screwed lol


very nice lol

amazing, simply amazing. it brought a tear to my eye. And not to mention a unique way to critisize the CoD thieving type. Hurray!

Haha, very creative!

I think I better give my can with the exploding work to the troll, then take the shiny rock with me after he drops the can.

hahaha, nerdness :cool:

Laffin my ass off!

I remember m.u.d.'s

good times ... good times... =o

mmmmm k.

MSA MUD, eh? I'm so into that.

I think Jed is making a satirical point here about how we all have regressed to be either a bunch of elitists or a bunch of trolls, with few people in the middle and that it's our own damn fault for not helping these people learn to make something other than CoD conversions. For after we're gone, then who will take up the torch after us? So perhaps we should each train one apprentice to come after us and then we have truly made a worthy mark on the community.

Either that, or he was just sitting at home, drunk, and with too much time. :p

Originally posted by Cheeto
Either that, or he was just sitting at home, drunk, and with too much time. :p

*Ding Ding Ding* - We have a winner!

I dont actually recall making that post. The 99% success rate on the spelling is remarkable.

Well Cheeto you've one this slightly used u-boat!

*curtains open*

- Jed

Originally posted by Trp. Jed
*Ding Ding Ding* - We have a winner!

Well Cheeto you've won this slightly used u-boat!

*curtains open*

- Jed

Bugger and i was going to use that u-boat as a knife replacment.

Trp. Jed, MaRzY, now that your both here... what happened to the lewis gun, remember, you said about using mine as the p and w models... no I dont care about my stinky lewis, I jsu twant one for dod, GET ON IT NOW!

Thankyou


;)


Didnt mean to derail the thread, carry on.

Originally posted by Cheeto
I think Jed is making a satirical point here about how we all have regressed to be either a bunch of elitists or a bunch of trolls, with few people in the middle and that it's our own damn fault for not helping these people learn to make something other than CoD conversions. For after we're gone, then who will take up the torch after us? So perhaps we should each train one apprentice to come after us and then we have truly made a worthy mark on the community.

Marxist!