|MREL|Bloody Leg Spade Replacement


Joe Anderson
12-11-2003, 03:23 AM
Ok its 5:30AM and I've been up for 36 hours straight and this model seemed like a good idea at the time when I started it. Looking back, its quite a disturbing model but what the heck, we all need a laugh every once in a while.

http://www.geocities.com/andersonsdodshack/preview1.txt

http://www.geocities.com/andersonsdodshack/andersons_demented_spade.zip

Anderson

Cole
12-11-2003, 03:59 AM
There should be a law against things like this... :p

DeltaBoy
12-11-2003, 09:50 AM
looks like he was painting with a a leg.

Felix
12-11-2003, 03:18 PM
What are you using to make the blood? If your using photoshop i suggest making a new layer, using the paintbrush with special custom brushes with a dark red and put the filter on Overlay and then when your all done, sharpen the layer.

[eF]Rommel
12-11-2003, 08:29 PM
Hmmm. Spatula or bloodied leg. Hard choice! :D

Billie|Joe
12-11-2003, 10:09 PM
i would like to rip off my leg and start beeting people with it...

speedealer
12-11-2003, 10:47 PM
no. what you have to do is rip off someone else's leg, and then proceed to beat the living ****s out of all his buddies with it.

Joe Anderson
12-12-2003, 12:53 AM
yeah this wasnt the most proud moment in my life when I made this lol...I had been going on a work binge of 10 hours a day for 3 days with no sleep dealing with stupid customers at my Grocery store and this idea popped into my head...I thought how great it would be to rip their legs off and beat them over the head with it. The turning point was after someone came up to me and said we were out of the sale chicken breast and asked where it was. I then proceeded to show them the sale chicken. The customer then said "Its not the same as in the picture ad. The one in the ad is fully cooked and with a side dish on a plate. I would really like the sale chicken, not this uncooked chicken." Now how would you deal with this customer who wanted the exact thing that was in the picture? If that were the case, if I bought the beer, I should get the 4 swimsuit models that were in the ad with them shouldn't I? Anyways, Im too damn tired and I did this model and skin in under 5 minutes so its not exactly a polished finished product...If I have the energy I'll redo the blood in photoshop to make it less paint and more bloody....or just use a customers leg and photoskin it :)

Anderson

Ska Wars
12-12-2003, 03:32 PM
i feel for you mate, I get the some sort of dumb customers too where I work (Dumb people in yorkshire?!? what are the chances? lol). Its the cheap british version of walmart called stretchers lol

My favourite questions include:

"Do you sell brillo pads, without the brillo?"
"Do you sell the opposite to slim fast?"
"Do you sell bungee cord? No not a toy, the real thing?"
"Where are your firearms?" (asked by an 8 year old girl with fairy wings)
"Can you reach that for me?" "Not without a ladder mam, I'll jus go get one" *comes back with ladder, customer has ****ed off*
"Do you know where i parked my car?"

Anyway, I think it looks pretty good mate. Explains the large number of one legged troops after the war anyway lol

Ska

Lonewolf_45100
12-12-2003, 03:35 PM
LOL, im using this.

And Joe, get some sleep dude, you deserve it.

Swedish
12-12-2003, 04:10 PM
Originally posted by Ska_Wars
My favourite questions include:

"Do you sell brillo pads, without the brillo?"
"Do you sell the opposite to slim fast?"
"Do you sell bungee cord? No not a toy, the real thing?"
"Where are your firearms?" (asked by an 8 year old girl with fairy wings)
"Can you reach that for me?" "Not without a ladder mam, I'll jus go get one" *comes back with ladder, customer has ****ed off*
"Do you know where i parked my car?"
LMAO at the bungee rope and the 8 year old girl. :D

Dances w Wolves
12-13-2003, 05:01 AM
lol yeah we've all had rude ****ty customers... thats why i work in an office now :D lol

but i miss retail, it had its perks :)

GunFodder
12-13-2003, 03:14 PM
Haha...that is hilarious and disturbing as hell!

Nice job---love the blood splatter.

SimonS
12-15-2003, 12:17 PM
I just don't know anymore....

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