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http://www.clandirtydozen.com/images/UberKnife.gif

Give it time to load! It's kind of big!

This is humour. It will not be released to the public for these reasons:

a) It has over six thousand polygons and does not contain optimized textures [too many texture files].

b) It contains pieces from too many models. I am not willing to take the time to hunt every single name down that the credits list would require nor am I willing to release something without giving proper credit for the real work.

c) It was made for humourous purposes ONLY. I do not and will not use it, myself.

I felt like taking a look at the lighter side of custom modelling. Feel free to delete this thread if it is felt to be inappropriate. If you do, though, please at least leave this link (http://www.clandirtydozen.com/site/modules/newbb/viewtopic.php?topic_id=378&post_id=2052&order=0&viewmode=thread&pid=0&forum=6#2052), if possible. Thank you. :D

No, it wont be closed or deleted m8.;)

Thats actually pretty good. Interesting!!.

A little humour doesnt go amiss on the boards, eh?.

I like your sig also.:cool:

Thanks a lot, Loco. :D

lol .. but the model roxx :)

LOL

Holy **** you REALLY beefed up that knife, a frigen chain gun?! LMAO!!! And that c drum mag for the grenade launcher... Pure genius :D

Rainbow Six 3 has Beta "C" mags for EVERYTHING. It's ridiculous. But as someone kindly pointed out on the NS forums, this massive hack job (http://bbs.clandeadgoat.net/viewtopic.php?t=3189) takes all the cake and rains all over my dinky parade. -_-

intersting :\

OMFG-ZOOOOORRRRZ~~~!!!
USCHTOR LEETNESS ROXORZ AND ****LORG~

omg...

ROFL

LOL thats great, I lvoe it when games are like that.
GJ mate.

awesome lol

I was gettin a lil worried until the laser sight was added.

:D

Hehehehehehehe. ^_^ Glad you guys like it. Also glad nobody's asked for it, which is an improvement over some places. -_-

Nobody anywhere's commented on the "compensatory phallic symbol" remark, though, which might seem troubling on the surface... Of course, that may be the reason nobody here's asked for it, which would be a good sign.

wow.

"That's not a knife, this is a knife!"

Great work mate, gave me a bloody good laugh, especially the line about the two front blades lol Quality!

Ska

i wants one!!!1111111
/wahhhh

O.O that knife brings a whole new meaning to RAMBO!!!

ahahahahhahahahahahaha

oh yeah thats good stuff..

A bayonette for when you knife has too much **** to be used as a knife.

HAHAHHAH :D

If only the knife could help me do my laundry, clothe me, and shelter me then that would be the uberknife. Until then I'll fall back on the trusty ole spade.

Funniest stuff I have seen on these boards in months:cool:

[req] uberspade...

yep thats awesome! nice gif and comments...i really laughed my ass off!!! :> make a new hl mod and this as the "only" weapon^^ u would have to assign 10.000 keys for every single alternatefire on it but i think it would rock :P DEATHMATCHaaahhh!!! uber!!! nice job and its soooooooo pretty!!!:D

Hehehehehe. Yeah, I thought of that, but I won't. The weapon selection would have to work normally. You'd start with just a knife, then pick up pieces as you progress through the levels. It'd be cute, but ultimately nothing but a cheap thrill, so I wouldn't invest time in that.

that reminds me of the knife he has in hot shots part deux

You crazy *******. lol. Love the twin bayos :p

Originally posted by =DD=Wolf Kahler
Hehehehehe. Yeah, I thought of that, but I won't. The weapon selection would have to work normally. You'd start with just a knife, then pick up pieces as you progress through the levels. It'd be cute, but ultimately nothing but a cheap thrill, so I wouldn't invest time in that.

Well. You could just make differnt parts of the "system" have muzzle flashes and such, such as if you switch to a grenade, the model tips "up" a little bit to arc the grenade. Or if your using the machine gun, the gattling gun fires, using the bipod for deployment.






Then the knife, welp, dont know how you would do that, since its covered by all those attachments :D But for the kar's bayonet, you have one on the model.









It would take time, but think of it, it would be a whole dod pack, with only one model.

I want one! I want one! I want one!

When do they hit the production line? And how much are they?

woot!