Just another one of my late night idea's!

i'd love to see it get used...

to replace the knife or spade howz about a 10inch pink rubber dildo (vibrator)... haha, that would be sweet for a laugh, and nothing better then taking a screenie if a mate getting pwned by ur dildo. :D

its been done :>

sweet, got a link or sumat?

Originally posted by Mike[1stid]
its been done :> That still makes me cry at nights...

locked

yeah it sure is

/shakes head

i still dont understand why anyone in thier right mind would want this..

lol ... what can i say, tho... it doesnt seem to funny anymore to think that it's already been done. :(

Your thread = unfunny

and ive seen a dildo done for CS...thats about it.

Bishop that was the same one for DoD someone converted it. Anyways Why would you want a freakin Dildo? How about one of those fake Pornstar ******s for a grenade and they explode.

Easy, realism nazis. You don't have to use anything you don't want to. Not everyone wants their skins and models to be authentic world war two, US/British/German army approved and 100% accurate. Some of us don't care. Is the idea a bit over the top? yes. But who cares? you don't have to use it, go download your "super realism knife with accumulating blood sprites" or something. Oi. :o

Originally posted by Skullz_Vandal
Easy, realism nazis. You don't have to use anything you don't want to. Not everyone wants their skins and models to be authentic world war two, US/British/German army approved and 100% accurate. Some of us don't care. Is the idea a bit over the top? yes. But who cares? you don't have to use it, go download your "super realism knife with accumulating blood sprites" or something. Oi. :o

No, its just wanting a dildo is plain..well...just not right....threapy is suggested.

Originally posted by Bishop
wanting a dildo is plain..well...just not right
Unless your female maybe

Why dont we satisfy both camps and make a new authentic WW2 era dildo?

It could be worse, at least it's not that idiotic 'baby grenade' request.

I cant beleive Shellshock actually banned that dude.

Ehh, it was a stupid idea and he was being a bit of an arse about it all. A temp ban I think was in order, though I don't know if he got that or a perma ban.

Dude. I want ninja models for dod. 'nuff said.

the only cool way to pull off the dildo model would be to include a custom sound file for it as well... Stiffler from American Pie 2 yelling "Rubber dicks for everyone!"


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...and paly it during the knife draw animation.

The CS dildo model was chromed D:

devin back to your ww2 dildo wpuld this thing be like steam powered or like? have a kick start?

lol

later crack

Originally posted by Devin Kryss
Why dont we satisfy both camps and make a new authentic WW2 era dildo?

A cucumber?

NINJA FRICKIN MODELS

Originally posted by Red Squirrel
A cucumber?

no, its wooden and it has an outboard steam engine to make it shake.

DUDE! come on, the whole point of ninjas is to flip out and kill people!

This thread isnt locked yet?:eek:

Are the mods dead?

Originally posted by Skullz_Vandal
DUDE! come on, the whole point of ninjas is to flip out and kill people!
and to pork 400 girls in one night after defeating all of china....

same goes for hippopotamuses

lol i hate to piss on u realism buffs chips, but vibrators were around back then... the difference is it wouldnt be a streamlined silicon love machine.. but something the size of a portable TV which would prolly require a two man team to carry around for offensive strategic military purposes :) also the sound of the humming would be a bit of a position giveaway lol

How bout *****s with kars?...females running round with big boots short skirts n tops with kars ahahaha:D

Don't forget the most crucial ninja role... to kick their mom RIGHT IN THE FACE!

Originally posted by BruTaLiz@tioN
How bout *****s with kars?...females running round with big boots short skirts n tops with kars ahahaha:D
I thought that was standard issue military equipment for some of those super elite SS units?

Maybe someone can confirm or deny this?

wow you all seem to know AloT about dildos... this worrys me.. O_o

lol jk... but uh...whatever you like i guess...imo i wouldent find it very humorous.. cant someone just convert the one from CS? i think Fiblah converted it for dod back in 3.0..

Ninja's are so sweet, they make me what to crap my pants.

Call me crazy but I've got an inkling that Vandal likes ninjas? hmmmm :p


Ska

ska how many times a day do u change your sig? :D

Too many mate, too many lol

Ska

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